This is a story I wrote for Spanish class. It's so fucked up I just had to share it
This is the story about an old woman called Joan Rivers, actress and boss of the Fashion Police. The first thing that happened was that she left the emergency room. She had another operation to correct her face. It broke when she fought against a space tiger on the moon. But it was worth the pain because Joan made a coat from the tiger's fur. Tiger skin is in fashion now.
After retruning home, Joan relaxed with a little Botox. Moreover, in order to relax herself more she admired her new coat. It was a marvelous coat that everyone wanted, especially the fashionistas. Without expecting anything Joans door fell and Lady Gaga entered. "Give me the fucking coat bitch!" Gaga screamed at Joan. "Can we talk?" Joan responded "You call that an entrance? I've seen a better entrance when my daughter was born"
Lady Gaga and Joan fought during many hours. Gaga continued hitting Joan with the magical Disco Stick but all the years of Botox protected Joan from Gaga's attacks. "I'm Jewish and who's gonna fuck me? Worse has happened to me than you dear!" Gaga left quickly. After fleeing, Gaga started a huge war against Joan. Gaga's gays against Joan's gays but Joan had a secret weapon in the form of Kathy Griffin and her gays.
It was a terrible war with many deaths and many cocktails although in the end Joan destroyed Gaga with hilariously vicious comments. Then Joan, Kathy and the gays went to a bar and enjoyed themselves with the new coat.